Monday, March 30, 2009

Man Dies While Playing Wii Fit.

From the Telegraph:

A "fit and healthy" 25-year-old man collapsed and died in front of his girlfriend as he played on a Nintendo Wii Fit computer game.

Obviously Nintendo is to blame for this debacle. The Wii didn't like how the consumer was jogging and to teach him a lesson blasted him with hundreds of billions of rays from the Wii causing his heart to stop. The Wii's motive? It sensed the consumer was not enjoying the product and was ready to move onto bigger and better consoles, like the XBOX 360, and had to send a message to the world.

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